This project has moved occasionally to the
foreground, but never stayed long enough to spawn real progress until
now. Please see the Nomadness blog
for updates on the boat and the relevance of the mobile lab (now under
construction)... the basic issue is that my primary facilities are a
3-hour round-trip drive away from the boat. This is not a way to
get immersive projects done, so I am moving the nucleus of the lab into
this mobile platform.
I'll eventually bring this page up to date, but in the meantime, here's
the original material about the acquisition of this rig about 4 years
ago:
Background and General Plan (October, 2005)
As is my custom these days, any new project (or toy) that involves
significant learning curves gets an associated web page. This one
will doubtless become a family of pages, since a lot of integration
work lies ahead in order to turn it into a useful mobile lab
facility. We begin with a loose narrative
covering the general experience of putting this
system together, including comments on the various products involved.
The triggering motive for purchasing a machine of this scale was the
need to transport a significant portion of my father's estate from
Kentucky back to my home base in Washington state. Of course,
that's something that could be done with a U-Haul, so a single
cross-country move hardly justifies spending this much money (which,
absurdly, is approximately equal in non-adjusted dollars to the cost of
my first house back in the 1970s, a 4000 sqft Victorian). The
decision to do this was further supported by the fact that I have a
large-scale move coming up, as I will be selling the house and lab on
Camano Island, buying a boat, and establishing a new facility somewhere
near live-aboard moorage. I don't know any of the details of that
yet, but it's out there in the future... and much cargo-hauling will be involved before it's all over.
Still, that's not compelling enough to justify a new
diesel truck and spiffy trailer. The real motive for this is that
I want to revisit something that I dabbled with in the mid-90s, but
do it right this time: a full-scale self-contained mobile lab and development
facility. Back then I had a rig of similar scale, but it was
mostly devoted to hauling BEHEMOTHaround
the US on speaking tours; the lab/office components were
secondary and rarely used. Now I'm facing a period of disruption, and don't
want to lose continuity as I shut down my existing lab and find/build a
new one... largely because I'm on a roll with Shacktopus and can't afford to let it to go stale while I fiddle around with buildings and schleppage.
The grand plan, therefore, is to build a decent modular lab into this new
trailer, which will then allow ongoing development during the moving
hassles, provide a robust demo platform
when it's time to start taking my new baby to trade shows and
other events, and serve as a portable shop while I am working on the
new boat.
This corner of the Nomadic Research Labs website is devoted to the mobile lab project,
beginning with the platform itself. Unlike a blog, where pure
reverse-chronological ordering makes it difficult to jump in to a complex project narrative, this is organized
by subsystems and components (updated throughout whenever necessary).
The Truck
I plunged into this knowing that I'd be hauling a Wells-Cargo
trailer of suitable scale; I've had two of their units before (20 and
44 feet), so have a good sense of their quality. More on that in
the next section, but it's important to know approximately what is to
be hauled while shopping for a tow vehicle.
For about 10 years I had a '91 Ford F350 diesel dually with the 7.3-liter
International engine... a good old reliable rig. Unfortunately,
nobody ever told me about the need for special coolant additives to
prevent cavitation corrosion, while at the same time I was heading
toward the inevitability of a broken-off valve due to the engine's
quirky non-lubricated seals. It failed abruptly one night with a
mighty cylinder-destroying clatter, spelling the
end of the truck: the cost of either a new engine or repair was roughly equal to blue-book
value. I sold it cheaply to a friend who knows how to rebuild
such
things, and bought the first cheap car I could find on the island... an
Isuzu Trooper. For a couple of years it
worked well enough, but I never thought of it as a serious piece of
equipment (certainly not something I would use for towing or
cross-country
adventures).
So the first requirement for the new tow vehicle was that it be
something I could respect and treat as a tool, scaled to a trailer with
around 10K pounds capacity. That called for a
diesel-powered truck in the 3/4-ton range, not necessarily a dually,
long bed to allow sleeping under a shell, with 4WD nice but not necessary. For a while, largely because
of positive experiences with my previous truck, I tended toward
a newish Ford with the 6.0 Powerstroke Diesel... but hanging around on variousforums
eventually convinced me that there were just too many scary issues with
this engine (despite the Fords having a very loyal following).
Also, during a test drive of a brand-new Ford F250, the odometer failed
and a mystery cable was dangling by the brake pedal... not exactly
inspiring confidence that "quality is job 1." No doubt a fluke, but it still put me off.
Meanwhile, I had been hearing over and over, from many trusted sources,
lots of good things about the Cummins Turbo Diesel. I drove a
used one that was sweet but expensive for its mileage, and then
gingerly drove a new one that quite impressed me... although the
dealership in eastern Louisville was awful: pushy sales manager
lying to me about availability of units ("only 3 within 200 miles, and
another guy is coming for this one tonight!") and refusing to give me a
bottom-line price until I sat down and filled out loan paperwork.
When I said I wanted to pay cash and needed a real number, he became
even more obnoxious, and I later learned that they have a reputation
for only being interested in doing their own 19% financing. That
just about put me off Dodge entirely, but I called their corporate
office, related the story to someone who seemed genuinely distressed to
hear it, and let them query a few nearby dealerships with my
requirements.
Shortly thereafter I was contacted by Derick from Gerdon Auto in
Corydon, Indiana... who demonstrated during initial conversation and
follow-up support that there is such a thing as an honest and
pleasant car dealer. The whole experience has been positive, and
he has gone out of his way to make the process as smooth as possible
(including a few things well beyond the call of duty, like delivering
the truck, handling the Washington State paperwork for that as well as
the trailer, and giving me decent deals even when I didn't know they
existed). Here's the new machine:
Meet NEWT (New Expensive White Truck): a 2005 Dodge Ram 2500 (3/4-ton) Quad Cab Long-bed 2WD truck with Cummins Turbo Diesel engine
My Inner Geek is quite enjoying the technology of this thing, and I'm a daily reader of the Diesel Ram Forums.
Knowing computers as I do, I confess I'm a little nervous about there
being so many of them in here, but of course I was unable to resist
the allure of a Scan Gauge
to monitor the OBD-II port along with separate EGT/boost/temp
gauges; I'm about to repackage it and mount it in the cubby next to the brake controller.
There is a whole culture of hard-core warranty-voiders out there who
"bomb" their trucks by adding controllers that cause the engine to
produce vastly more
horsepower and torque (still seems weird that it's all software these
days), but I have no reason to do that; I plan to keep this for a
long time. I also had an EVS-II security system added, and picked
up an extra wireless key fob to allow the equivalent of an additional
sensor loop input from the trailer.
Of course, gadgetry is irresistable, and I was a sucker for the
RB1 navigation system with integrated Sirius satellite radio:
RB1 Navigation System at top, and Prodigy trailer brake controller mounted in dash cubby
This really makes driving fun... you enter the target address (or
business phone number) and let it calculate the route. Progress
is then displayed on a real-time map that changes to the display shown
above when turns are imminent, and a pleasant female voice announces
all upcoming events. Added comments Jan 18, 2006:
I still like the RB1, but it would be very useful if the company had
some sort of feedback mechanism where users can report routing
errors. I found two in the Louisville area, and another here in
the Pacific Northwest... driving from Camano Island to Port Angeles
yesterday, it wanted me to take the Anacortes Ferry to Canada and then
cross back into the US from Victoria! It also is completly wrong
about Camano Island, and enroute back via the Port Townsend ferry it
wanted me to take a second ferry from south Whidbey and then head back
north. Simply goofy. I still recommend it, but you do need
to take its recommendations with a grain of salt and your own map for
confirmation of "reasonableness."
For the first trip (Kentucky back home to Washington), the only
additional gizmology is a Cobra 75WXST CB radio (all built into the
handset) and an Alinco DR605 dual-band ham radio. Down the road a
bit, I'll add a docking unit for my Motorola V710
cellular phone so I
can get a proper 3-watt signal to an external antenna (accommodation of
this is why I chose that model phone, which isn't bad despite a poorly
designed user interface and terrible camera). Naturally, of
course, this will be a beta site for the Shacktopus mobile edition.
The truck is comfortable and a quiet joy to drive, and I'm seeing about
21.5 mpg without the trailer attached. Not bad for something that
weighs somewhere around 3 tons. The interior is well-designed
with lots of stowage, and it sure doesn't feel like a pickem-up,
nosiree...
I have just installed (Oct 26, 2005) a Softopper, with the intent of making the truck bed something that
accommodates sleeping (a tri-fold full-size futon and matching
memory foam mattress pad were purchased from the friendly folks at FoamOrder.com).
The neat thing about this topper is that it folds up and goes away when
you don't need it... not as physically robust as the fiberglass ones, of course, but much more
flexible. Here's the rig with the unit freshly installed:
Dodge Ram 2500 with Softopper
Note added Jan 18, 2006: I do like the Softopper, and it
is wonderful to be able to make it go away when needed without having
to call a bunch of guys to help lift off a big fiberglass
monster. So far, the only downside has been the rear flap which
is only held down with velcro... it dances around sometimes (especially
when towing). Also, the adhesive velcro attached to the truck
tailgate has rippled from cold and moisture, but I can't think of any
better alternatives that don't involve drilling holes in my new
truck. In general, it keeps things dry and is stable on the
road. Visibility out the back is not great (I'd like side
windows), but I like it.
The Trailer
As I mentioned above, I'm a long-time Wells-Cargo fan, having put at
least 100K miles on a 20-footer and another 20K on a monstrous 44-foot
fifth-wheel (photo).
Driving the latter unit around the country gave me a whole new respect for
truckers, although I did get fairly adept at pulling through gas
stations, espresso stands, and campgrounds. It was a wonderful machine,
with about 450 square feet of floor space, a king-size bed, 2 wireless
video channels to the truck cab (interior and back-up cameras),
excellent flow-through and powered ventilation, AC and DC power
systems, fluorescent and 12V lighting, insulation, Microship and
BEHEMOTH tie-downs, a rear door that dropped down to become a loading
ramp, and the all-important cat door. The driver's console included a
Globalstar satellite phone by Qualcomm, Icom 706mkIIg HF/VHF/UHF ham
radio, Outbacker HF and Larsen dual-band whips, video receiver and
monitor, security system, iBook stand with truck power and stereo
interface, and the requisite CB for trucker chatter.
The new one will be even more geeked-out, but much closer to the former in scale: the Wells-Cargo EW2024 Express Wagon.
I chose 4-ton capacity, fold down ramp door, internal E-track for fixturing, nose cone to optimize aerodynamics, and
7-foot headroom to minimize pain... as well as a few niceties like LED marker lights all
around and flow-through ventilation. I heartily recommend these over RVs for custom mobile projects, since you
can build just about anything into them without running into a cheesy
substrate or destroying any remaining resale value. From a cultural
perspective, these are also "safe"... I've never been hassled at camgrounds
as I was (twice) in a converted schoolbus. These look upscale, so they don't make the Winnebago folks nervous.
Before doing the lab conversion, I'll have it retrofitted with
insulation and windows... I have written twice to their customer
service department
about this via the form on their website, but no
reply. (Amazing how many companies only pretend to have a web
presence... I always enjoyed working with Wells Cargo the
old-fashioned way, but I don't think they've moved into the Internet
age despite a having a nice online catalogue. More recently, I
wrote them asking about local dealers other than whoever was closest to
my current zip code, and they didn't bother to reply to that question
either; at least they're consistent.)
Here's the new trailer:
Wells-Cargo EW2424 Trailer
Tying the two units together is a weight-distributing hitch with sway control: the Equal-i-zer, which I purchased from RVWholesalers
after reading lots of good things about it on the forums.
Unfortunately, I let the guys at Tow Zone (Jeffersonville, IN) install
it when I went to pick up the trailer, and instead of reading the
instructions and performing leveling measurements (both of which I was
urging) they fiddled with everything until it seemed to fit and sent me
on my way... with the hitch head bolted into the wrong holes on the
shank for the relative trailer and truck heights. I also
discovered later that they had not installed the
angle setting screw, so the slotted hitch head channel allowed it to
move to its end of travel (putting the hitch ball at an absurd
angle). The good news is that I caught this before actually
taking a real load on the highway, and fixed it... all the while
mumbling about having paid hefty shop rates for sloppy work (see photo
of unit as it came from the shop: note gaposis between spacer rivet and
hitch shank). The other good news is that the manufacturer is
responsive and takes the time to answer questions; that goes a long way
toward inspiring confidence.
For load management, I use a custom FileMaker database to track all
the weights and centers-of-gravity, checking the distribution with a Sherline Trailer Tongue Weight Scale:
Sherline scale in use
It's amazing how much a single item can affect the center of gravity. A
moment after I took this photo, showing 650 pounds of tongue weight, I
rolled the spare tire to the back of the mostly empty trailer and the
tongue weight dropped to 600. As the days passed and the trailer
filled, the numbers more or less made sense (mass multiplied by
distance from the fulcrum point equals moment)... until suddenly it
diverged! I kept adding more and more weight to the rear, yet the
tongue weight kept climbing... hitting 1400 with about 5000 pounds of
cargo. It suddenly struck me that another phenomenon was
manifesting itself: the suspension compressed to the point that
the rear was resting hard on the drop-down struts even when I cranked
the bow down for a measurement, so the effective fulcrum point moved
from some vague area above the axles to the very rear of the rig.
Fixing this suddenly gave me a touchy tongue weight of about 250, so I
had to shuffle stuff around again. But at least it made sense.
At this writing (Nov 30, 2005), I'm about 2 days away from a
cross-country drive with all this. One bit of packing advice to
pass along: in every previous move, I just gathered all the free
boxes I could find, packed 'em full with a corresponding inventory
notebook, and did the 3-D puzzle game. This time, I built a
database to track overall center of gravity,
and found a local company that sells recycled boxes by the
pallet-load. Working with two box sizes allows a much more
efficient packing scheme...
Standardized boxes in the trailer in cargo-mode. By the time I was fully packed, it was nowhere near this neat.
This will all be irrelevant during mobile-lab operation, of course, but
it's worth pointing out as a time-saver. So far, this has been
the smoothest move ever.
If you are interested in Wells Cargo trailers, here are some currently on eBay: