(I found this flyer taped to a pillar in Desolation on a recent run. They have been teaching Abomination Tai Chi for a while now, but it looks like there is a new class for monks.)
Yes, we know you have trained for years to become a Master of the Bow, and that you spend hours every day refining your skills as the human enemies invade our world. But do you find yourself out of breath after a big fight, or slowing down when running up a flight of stairs?
If so, you need to give Arrowbics a try. At the Crane of Desolation Academy, we have spent decades integrating cardio health with combat skills. Our battle-tested techniques have extended the lives of countless toxophilites, and you owe it to yourself to become the most effective fighting machine you can possibly be. The human onslaught is relentless, and it takes a tuned body to stay cool under your robes, steady your breath, and let fly with a perfectly targeted arrow.
As we say here at the Academy, it takes a strong heart to puncture one.
Drop in on one of our weekly classes, held in the North Plaza of Desolation every Wednesday evening at 7PM, just after Vespers. It is time to level up.
This is part of the In Death: Unchained literature collection by Steven K. Roberts.