by Steven K. Roberts
East West Journal
October, 1980

This little quiz was inspired by walking around a drugstore reading labels while my partner awaited a prescription. They didn’t bother with a byline, and I never sold to them again, but here it is from the back corner of an ancient media binder. (The goal is to match up the ingredients with the products, and the answer key below is obscured to make it a bit more challenging.)

Click the tiny thumbnail to see the answer key…